The Call of Cris

I wish I had something meaningful to say but all I can think about is a cold vanilla Coke and the books I've yet to read.

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

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agentbartowski:

pacokickthetaco:

ideas:

  • netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
  • icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter 

(via youmovemedoctor)

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

(Source: youtube.com, via fangirlsjustwannahavefun)

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

(Source: teacupsandnutmeg, via mad-woman-without-a-box)